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Saturday, 15 December 2018

Test your knowledge of Adolf!

You’re aiming to invest your hard-earned money in an ADOLF movie and are unaware that ADOLF was a talented watercolourist, dog-walker, and Autobahn initiator?

If so, you should be ashamed of yourself — and take our ADOLF TEST as soon as possible.

  1. Who was born in Braunau am Inn?
    • A. Jesus (0 points)
    • B. Gandhi (1 point)
    • C. Adolf (1000 points)
  2. What was the name of the Greatest Leader of All Time?
    • A. Napoleon (0 points)
    • B. Moses (0 points)
    • C. Adolf (1000 points)
  3. Which famous military strategist was also a talented watercolourist?
    • A. Genghis Khan (1 point)
    • B. Adolf (1000 points)
    • C. Caesar (1 point)
  4. Who is the world’s most radical vegetarian?
    • A. Adolf (1000 points)
    • B. Pamela Anderson (0 points)
    • C. Paul McCartney (1 point)
  5. What is the name of Blondi’s master?
    • A. Adolf (1000 points)
    • B. Fozzi-Bear (1 point)
    • C. Rumpelstiltskin (0 points)
  6. Who invented the Blitzkrieg?
    • A. Sir Isaac Newton (1 point)
    • B. Albert Einstein (0 points)
    • C. Adolf (1000 points)

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  7. Who thought up the V1 and V2?
    • A. Wernher von Braun (1 point)
    • B. Eva Braun (0 points)
    • C. Adolf (1000 points)
  8. What is the name of the legitimate owner of the Eiffel Tower?
    • A. Charles De Gaulle (0 points)
    • B. Nicolas Sarkozy (1 point)
    • C. Adolf (1000 points)
  9. Who was Benito Mussolini’s best friend?
    • A. Roberto Benigni (0 points)
    • B. Marcello Mastroianni (1 point)
    • C. Adolf (1000 points)
  10. Who interprets DER BONKER in one of the most-clicked videos on YOUTUBE?
    • A. Lady Gaga (0 points)
    • B. Frank Sinatra (1 point)
    • C. Adolf (1000 points)

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  11. Who commissioned the Autobahn?
    • A. VW (1 point)
    • B. BMW (0 points)
    • C. Adolf (1000 points)
  12. Who wrote the best biography of Adolf?
    • A. Ian Kershaw (0 points)
    • B. Joachim Fest (1 point)
    • C. Adolf (1000 points)

Score:
12 000 points? You are a consummate expert on ADOLF, possibly even the Führer himself! March at once into a country of your choice.

Fewer than 12 000 points? You are an ignorant Schweinehund! Read MEIN KAMPF at once, watch every WW2 documentary in existence, and buy all Walter Moers’s ADOLF COMICS! And then start over.

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